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Central Texas Planting 0

Alright, I admit it. My husband and I are murderers.

PLANT MURDERERS.

You see, we were just in a bad situation – you’d have done the same! Like many other Texans last year, our plants fell victim to a long hot summer, coupled with no rain and strict watering restrictions. Despite a nice plant graveyard in the compost bin…er… nevermind those, here are a few good plants (and grass!) that managed to survive, despite our murdering habits.

And – just as a general disclaimer, we’re novice planters – and doing a lot of learning as we go.  I’ve put in a few sources below. Feel free to chime in and point out any tips or tricks you have for helping plants survive the hot Texas summers, or post any helpful links in the comments.

Native Grass Blend of Buffalo Grass and Blue Gama, available at Native American Seed.

This stuff is really great, and perfect for our shadeless backyard that is basically a few inches of mediocre topsoil on rock solid clay. Low water, low maintenance (doesn’t require weed/feed or other fertilizers!), and can handle FULL sun. Once established, don’t feel like you need to water it, because you don’t. It took 2 full days and about 10 of our friends and family to rip out our backyard of (mostly dead) St. Augustine and put this in, but it still looks great, even after the drought last summer.

There are lots of advantages of having a natural lawn.  If you are in another area of Texas or the Southwest, you might need another blend.  we’ve had multiple conversations and email exchanges with the folks at Native American Seed, and they just couldn’t be more helpful.

Flowers. 

I love having fresh flowers in my gardens.  These flowers attract bees and birds to help with our veggie garden, and they are pretty. I’m not much on replanting every year, so I have a set of plants that take turns flowering, don’t require any digging or replanting (for the most part) and I have something green all year.

Lamb’s Ear – This stuff is great to section off areas of your garden. It can handle the heat once established, I almost never water it, and it is the only thing that keeps my bluebonnet shrubs from taking over the whole garden each year March. Green, velvety carpet all year long. When I’m turning under the stems and seeds from the flowers in late fall, I go through and pull out the under leaves which have browned so the lambs ear can spread. I just fold under the soil with all of the other clippings to return the nutrients to the soil. You can also do low and dense growing succulent plants, but I haven’t had much luck with them. Probably that whole “never watering” thing I do.

Texas Wildflowers. The early bloomers. Between late October and early February, I see the little sweet leaves of the bluebonnet  and coneflower sprouts peeking out of my mulch. These will form a low, green carpet that grows slowly until late February. Then, in what seems like a week, the greenery will triple or quadruple in size, and yield tons of Texas bluebonnets. These will flower until early April, and they are just beautiful.

Zinnias. The prime-timers.  I have a few different types of zinnias growing, mostly due to my indifference when purchasing seeds. I have tall, antique zinnias, which have a single row of leaves around the flower center and grow to be about 3’ tall, and everything in between to dwarf zinnias (which look a lot like Marigolds, but they aren’t) that have many rows of petals and only get about 1’ tall. These guys will start to bud just as the bluebonnets and coneflowers are fading, and will flower through October if it stays warm enough. (It always does.) You can make these flowers more often by diligent dead-heading (more murder! No, more like lame limb removal. After the flower begins to wilt, remove it so another can take its place).  I do this as I can, but mostly when I stop by to clip a few stems for my dining room table.

Don’t like the flowers I picked? Visit the Texas Wildflower Center website. You can use filters to get to just the right flowers for your front gardens.

Vegetables – Spring/Summer

Okra. Last year, we had plentiful Okra for several months. It seemed like the hotter it was, the happier the okra. Pull the Okra while they are still tender, they get really tough and wood-like if you let them go too long.

Cherry, Roma and San Marzano Tomatoes.  We got a fair amount of these guys last year, but once it was over 100 degrees from mid morning to early evening, they didn’t produce. This year we’re going to try growing them in containers, and moving them into the shade as needed. We’ll keep ya posted how this works out.

Bush / Pole Beans. Plant these guys early, the earlier the better. Beans (and root vegetables, like carrots) don’t do well with transplanting, so if you lose a few plants to a late frost, you haven’t lost much.  We planted bush beans early, and had several good harvests, but the pole beans made it in the ground too late, and it was just too hot.

Summer Squash. These guys also did really great, but watch out for squash bugs.

Herbs.  Our oregano, mint, and basil grew like gangbusters. I think they are cousins of dandelions – I’m still pulling up rogue mint out of the yard – it will not die!

We do planting from both purchased transpls, transplants from seeds, and seeds.  We have found The Natural Gardener to be a great web resource, as well as a really nice way to spend an afternoon.  Even if you aren’t in the area, there is an abundance of information on their website. 

Congrats to Messina Hof!

Congrats to Messina Hof! 0

Cheers to Messina Hof!

I was excited to read today that Messina Hof was awarded top honors at the Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo’s International Wine Competition. Messina Hof has always been one of Txhny and my favorite Texas wineries, despite their close proximity to the Aggies. Congratulations on the win(e)!

 

Winter is here! 1

Txhny and I have had a long, HOT summer in Texas, and we’re extremely happy that it’s finally getting cold out. I came across a few new ways to tie scarves and while I’m sure our northern readers would laugh at our naivety, it might be a help for our fellow Texans.

 

Shop Small Businesses. 0


You’ve probably seen the commercials on tv (featuring Austin businesses, natch!), but today is Small Business Saturday. Go support your local businesses today and leave the mall for the masses. As someone whose family has owned small businesses and who now works at one, I can tell you that this weekend is just as important to us as it is to Best Buy. Get your Christmas shopping done early!

http://smallbusinesssaturday.com/

The divorce is settled. And we won.

The divorce is settled. And we won. 0

Sure, they get to keep the dog, but we got the house, the kids, and the judge will probably rule that they have to pay us alimony. I watched tonight’s game with an Aggie, so I had to keep my elation slightly to myself (don’t want to be a bad sport, you know), but now that he’s not around….

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOR AGGIIIIIES!

It was ugly, but a win is a win, and sweeter still that it as the last one against A&M. It’s a great day to be a Longhorn, folks.

How To Hire Help on Craigslist 0

Every year, RubyLunn and I host an annual Christmas1 party for our friends.  It started out as a house party, and now we rent space, get catered food, booze, and even live music and a designated charity. 2 Since we rent out space and we like to follow rules3 we have to hire TABC bartenders. 4

We throw this amazing party on a pretty modest budget, and thus, usually resort to Craigslist to acquire some help for the event.  I just saw you cringe.  I know, Craigslist is terrible – trolls, sex fiends, idiots, generous Nigerian princes, and more.  I’ll help you through it.

First, set up your Craigslist posting.  Be sure to answer all possible questions, including date, time, rate of pay.  You’ll need to make sure you have all of this info for part of your process later.  The only information you don’t want to include is the actual address of your event.5  If you’re paying anything over $10 an hour, within an hour or so, you should have about 100 responses.6

Now, this is a good time to delete the posting you just put up.  You can always put it back up again if you don’t find anyone good, which is honestly, somewhat likely.

Once you have your list of responses, you can go through and do the macro deleting.

  1. Delete any responses that are from an @aol.com, @hotmail.com e-mail address.7
  2. Delete any responses that have e-mails that are not related to their first and last name.  Today, I received e-mails that contained HollaBackGirl, Fyober, MrGrieves (his last name isn’t grieves), bigbux, saxygirl, BigDog, flyguuurl, cyphorborg, etc.8
  3. Delete any responses that do not contain sentences.9
  4. Delete any responses that contain two or more fonts, backgrounds with hearts, bubbles, stars, flowers, rainbows or butterflies, or contain an inspirational quote in their e-mail signature.10  Also, this one is for your discretion, but I delete any e-mails with any funky fonts, like Papyrus.
  5. Delete any responses that ask about the date, the time, or any other information explicitly listed in your one-to-two paragraph post.  Odds are if the applicant doesn’t have the reading comprehension skills to understand the information from a few paragraphs, then you likely don’t want them in contact with your guests.

Now then, you’ve officially eliminated about 90% of Craigslist applicants.  Now it is time to actually read the remaining responses.

Here, it takes some judgment on your part, and this will vary from person to person.  After I went through the steps above, I was left with a few candidates, and I’ll show you how I narrowed them down.

  1. OLD MAN. Okay, maybe this is ageist, but I was immediately skeptical when in his e-mail response, this gentleman let me know he was over 60.  After more consideration, I got pretty excited about it. The last name sounded English, and I was immediately picturing a classy old man with a British accent, very Alfred from Batman.11  So, I Google the ol’ chap, right-o, and was crestfallen when he was a dead ringer for Barry Switzer, and was posting on a Nascar blog. Deleted.12
  2. THERE’S A REASON IT WAS AT THE END.  I received a nice, polished response from a young woman that described herself as pleasant and professional in her introductory e-mail.  When I reviewed her resume, I saw several well-known restaurants in the area, and no major gaps in employment.  Then, at the very bottom on page 2 of the resume, it showed that she was an Alabama alum.  Deleted.
  3. FA REAL.  For real, someone included “fa real” in the Other Information section of their resume.  “I’m a certified, bonified [sic] professional bartender, fa real.” I wanted to take out bartender, and put in idiot, and send it back, but I refrained.  If bona fide had been spelled correctly, I might have been more forgiving, but, couldn’t overlook the “fa real” and spelling error in the same sentence.
  4. I WOULDN’T HIRE THEM.  At this point, I was down to two candidates. So, I did the standard Googleing and Facebook stalking and didn’t see any red flags. So, all that was left was to call their previous employer to verify some experience and then to check the references provided.  The first person’s reference and most recent employer said, and I quote, “I wouldn’t hire **** to do anything,” and “She’s really lazy and we think she might be bipolar, as she has these crazy outbursts where she breaks things.” Deleted.
  5. FINAL CANDIDATE.  The strategy works. When I called her previous employers, she had glowing recommendations, her reference had nothing but wonderful things to say, and when I spoke with her on the phone, she was polite, courteous, and HIRED!
  1. No, not holiday, winter, Hanukkah, Kwanza, or Christmahannukwanza.  If you aren’t on board with conveniently celebrating Jesus’ summer birth in Q4 with lots of presents and a fat man in a red leisure suit, then you can’t come to our party, hippie. []
  2. It’s kind of a big deal. []
  3. Most of the time. Unless we’re breaking them, in which case we’re badass rebels. []
  4. The Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission.  If you’re not from Texas, basically think about them as Professor Umbridge, high inquisitor.  If you don’t get that reference, you probably shouldn’t be reading this blog. []
  5. Unless your event is open to the public and/or you don’t mind crazies. []
  6. If you aren’t going to pay at least $10/hour…. Well… Your party is probably going to suck, because you’re likely a friendless bastard. []
  7. Seriously, grow up and get a Gmail address.  You should welcome our Google overlords, because if they don’t step in and take over the country, you’ll need to start practicing Mandarin to welcome our Chinese overlords.  I would also like to be prejudiced against Yahoo and Ymail e-mail addresses, but my husband, who works in e-mail marketing, told me Yahoo is the largest e-mail provider.  If you have a Hotmail/Aol/etc. account and you want to change my mind, you’re going to have to put up with my shit for about four years and marry me first. Sorry, the precedence has been set. []
  8. Okay, look, I’m all for creativity, and I know this is a one-time gig, but really? You’re going to apply for a job with cyphorborg@…. as your e-mail? Really? Really. []
  9. Elementary school children get it.  No capital letters? Delete. Missing punctuation? Delete. Doesn’t make sense? Delete. []
  10. “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” F$*# you. []
  11. Just to steal her thunder, one time I rented a room from an old man temporarily and RubyLynn likes to chime in about an “old man” fetish occasionally. What. A. Bitch. Also, Batman < Spiderman. Just sayin’. []
  12. I hate Barry Switzer for three important reasons.  First, his nose takes up 9/10ths of his face.  Texas fans, you might think this would be less important than reason number two, but it isn’t. Second, Barry Switzer engineered his wishbone offense with the Okalahoma Sooners, a.k.a. cheaters. Lastly, despite his obvious transgressions in items one and two, he coached my Dallas Cowboys.  While I am appreciative for the 1995 Super Bowl win, I really think the credit for that belongs to Troy Aikman (a real QB, unlike King of the Goobers, Tony Romo) and Larry Brown, who had two picks that game. []

Hunting for Houses is Hard. 0

My husband and I are in the process of purchasing a home, so I’ve been a real estate junkie for the past couple of months. I’ve seen some bad listings from terrible real estate agents, but nothing as bad as this listing photo.

Unfortunately, I haven’t seen any really cute renovated churches either.

And if you’re curious where we’re purchasing, our house is near the corner of 5,493rd Avenue and South 23, 341st St, New York, NY.

Is anyone else house hunting? Have you come across any weird listings or cool real estate websites?

Sun-Drop Diamond Sells at Auction

Sun-Drop Diamond Sells at Auction 0

Cora Sun-Drop Diamond

The Kardashians can suck it.

It was reported that the 110ct Cora Sun-Drop Diamond was going to auction this week, and it sold for a record-breaking $12.4 million at Sotheby’s in Geneva. The fancy vivid yellow VVS1 diamond is one of the rarest in the world, and puts all of the recent celebrity engagement rings to shame. I don’t know what you’d do with a diamond that large, but I’m not criticizing the anonymous buyer. It’s probably only adding to an amazing collection of rare jewels – kudos to the winner!

Pretty much the greatest thing I’ve ever read 1

The Karen and Ellen Letters.

Apparently some guy got a bunch of correspondence between a couple of roommates and their landlord, written in the 80′s.  TxHny and I were roommates in college and had our fair share of mishaps with landlords. I still can’t figure out why they were unwilling to pay for the repair when there was a kazoo stuck in the toilet. (Don’t ask.)

Our own mishaps aside, the Karen and Ellen letters are pure gold. I highly, HIGHLY recommend scrolling to the beginning and reading all of them. I still can’t figure out if they’re idiots or if they’re screwing with the landlord, but it doesn’t matter. It’s amazing either way.

Update on Elizabeth Taylor Jewelry 0

Maybe I’ll be able to get my hands on some of it after all! It looks like Christie’s is running an online auction of her smaller and less significant pieces. The auction starts December 3rd and will feature jewelry as well as handbags and other accessories. Good luck to any potential bidders!